*Chicka Chicka* MEAN TEACHER!

This is the Internet and I do have free speech, so my rights ARE STATED. But this entire post is about a certain teacher at our school that has recently started to REALLY get on my nerves, like to the point where I almost break.
So I'm here (We all know why... why I am here - PewDiePie reference FTW) to talk about this teacher. But first I'm gonna say something about myself. I'm not a "people" person per say, but I am an "energy" person. Meaning I react to people's energy in a big way. So if you're in a grumpy, angry, controlling, bitchy or mean mood, chances are we aren't gonna mesh, bro. And granted that I'm not a pleasant person if I don't like you, or don't know you. But back to the teacher.
This teacher (who shall remain nameless) was one of my favorite people back in the beginning of the year. Like her entire class period was just like taking time on your work, watching educational videos, and just a layback and kickback class. It was the time I used to get shit done for whatever class I hadn't been paying attention in earlier that day :P
But as of the second half of the year, she kicked it into ***** mode! She cracked down on homework, in class work, and NOISE. I'm not a quiet kid, I make a lot of noise...
So Julia and I, being us, make a lot of fucking noise at all moments, so we are sitting together just quacking (my term for the noise we make, which isn't actually a duck noise, but it's just the word I'm using for right now...)  at each other, and this teacher comes up and shushes us... And so that was the first time, and I was like "I'm gonna let this fly, we were being annoying and I get it...."
We also make like noises while she lectures, just quiet little undefinable sounds and the teacher flips shit again! And the list goes on... She started separating me and Julia... Which didn't fucking work, we would just skip class or one of us would go (chair mode activated *BOOP*) stealth mode and moves over to the other (inseparable...)
She just... UGH... you'd have to be there. But she says that everything cranks down during the second half of the year, but hey guess what?! NO OTHER FUCKING TEACHER HAS CHANGED LIKE SHE HAS!
It's all her, that and we are the rowdiest, loudest and coolest kids in the class.! :) But anyways... I'm gonna return to watching pewdiepie videos and my Big Bang Theory marathon.
Yours Honestly,
A

Call Me Maybe...

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
Call me maybe.

Hey, I just met you
And you're a lady
And here's the kitchen,
Sandwich maybe?

Hey I'm a dolphin!
And this is crazy
But here's my tail fin
Slap you maybe!?

Eggplants are the devil.

So, I seem to be pretty good at pissing my friend off via his girlfriends electronics. I guess I went overboard last night with the spawn of Satan: eggplants. Its not a very long story. I had my friends phone and she had been texting her boyfriend, per usual. Well, her boyfriend happens to be a really good friend of mine. Seeing as they both have iPhones I decided to spam him with emoticons on her phone. It was funny I thought, so why not? From geishas to oxes, about 17 of random emoticons. Pretty exciting little pictures. I'm fairly partial to them, so I thoroughly enjoyed it. Him on the other hand, did not. Being able to talk to his girlfriend is really important to him, and I can completely understand and respect that. The last emoticon I sent was an eggplant. I think he has something against them. So here are some reasons he may think so.

Reasons eggplants are satanic:

1. They're purple. 

Look how offensive that color is. Same color as barney, bruises, and the same color of those bad ass pants they didn't have in your size.

2. They don't appreciate their name. 

Enough said. 

3. They're a terrible vegetable. 

Look at that thing. Its the only one wet. Its probably from sweating so much in hell. 

-J

PIGGEH.

Guess who's back?
Back again.
Piggeh's back.
...hump a friend...

PewDiePie

Ok. So some of you (meaning all of the no people who read this other than Julia and I) may know who this guy is... His name is PewDiePie. A popular YouTuber of the internet who does commentary on some of today's popular games (i.e. Happy Wheels, Amnesia and Facade...) This man, Felix hurrdurrbajerr, comes up with nearly all of the inside jokes that J and I have... Which a weird concept to think about. But we first stumbled upon some of his hilarity was with a Happy Wheels Funny Moments Montage, a collage of funny clips of him playing happy wheels. But either way. I'm kind of in love with him... :)

My name's Mac Miller. Who the fuck are you?

So over the weekend, I rekindled my love for Mr. Miller.... I LOVE HIM. Anywhore... Here are some pictures... :)

Amnesia. My love.

So recently I've discovered this game, Amnesia, which was reviewed several times by J and I's favorite game narrator, PewDiePie. And I never really thought much of it until I decided to download the demo. This is where my love begins.
Another thing you guys should all know about me is that I love to scare myself. It's like the adrenaline rush from hell and it's so much fun. And this game, Amnesia, is classified as a horror game that is meant to be played when you're alone, and there's not a lot of light, and you feel like not sleeping that night.

But basically what happens is you wander around with a lamp that has a LIMITED supply of oil bumping into shit, solving puzzles and having things jump out at you and scream... SCARY. But it is my love and I play it daily,(no matter how badly I need to sleep) and it just gets better and better.

Being able to relate

So, I've been kind of bumming out for the last few days on not having a relationship. Suddenly that's all gone. It seems I've settled for something less satisfying but still more than enough. I think most people have a celebrity crush, but I have this strange passionate feeling for Mr. Macadelic. Like, oh my god. Its keeping me from angsting around, I suppose. I just feel like listening to him and nothing else. I didn't even really like his music at the start of this blog. Its not something out of insta-lust. I'm such a fan of his music, and I've more than warmed up to his looks. It seems like everything about him is sexy now. 

That's all I really wanted to say. While I was typing this, an annoying window popped up and annoyed me. I told it to remind me later. Now please, above is a funny and unrelated picture of a bird. 

-J

Macadelic.

So why are we excited? Mac Miller. A and I are in love with him. Oh my god. Lucky enough for us, he's coming to Bumper shoot in September. Oh my god. To say the least we're excited. Not only are we thrilled about his musical ability. We think he's super attractive. Not completely sure why. Maybe its his mouse-y half Jewish looks, maybe its Maybelline. Possibly his seemingly stoner/cool personality? Mostly and probably all of the above.

A and I also decided if we ever get a dog together, it'll probably be named Mac. We both like bull terriers, but I think we'd need something more sporty to pull that name off. Maybe a sporting dog? Sighthound? Pitbulls are cute. No let's just get him.

Okay back in Action

So yeah, aside from being grilled by Ailish, I've been not blogging. So a little update on everything. Ailish and Mini (we'll call him Mini for now) have been in a relationship for about 2 months. Quite fun. I'm still forever alone, but that's okay. I've got my World of Warcraft to keep me company. As with my Hebrew homework. With any luck, we'll have some pictures or videos up of us being... well, Ailish and Julia. Parental Advisory, except not because no one really follows that rule. If you get offended, leave. But you won't, because you wouldn't be reading this anymore if you did get offended. 

I got new pants. Very, very exciting. I have a few dog shows in June, I may have the company of my WB. Keep ya posted.

-Jules.

So this is a new blog post. Because one of the Harbor Ladies hasn't been up to snuff with her consistent blogage.... (cough cough) JULIA -_-

So today, you get to hear about another one of our completely random jokes.

MANKEY


This is basically the joke. The word "mankey" is used to replace anything in a sentence. Makes it pretty damn funny.
Now me, being the loser of the wonder bitches, didn't grow up in the Pokemon scene, so I have no connection to this word at all. But yet, I'm the one who came up with the joke in the first place.

So for about a month now, Julia and I have been yelling the word "Mankey" about the house. At completely random times. FUN STUFF! 

"Well, I like lesbians in theory... But the reality is usually not that exciting..."

I have no idea what this post is about, but I felt like I needed to post about something...
Blah
Blah
Blah something. Ok moving on!
No one else reads this blog... :(

I'm pretty sure he hates me.

If you've ever been a paranoid teenager about relationships, you probably know this feeling. I haven't really been, but Ailish is most definitely fitting under that category. She is so set on the fact that she might hate her. Its quite obvious that said boyfriend of almost two weeks does not hate her. They talk, hangout, and Skype. Could you really hate someone if you do all those things with them? Chances are, no,

He's a shy boy. It doesn't help its both of their first relationship. What do you do under these circumstances? As far as I know, time will tell what happens. You can't just rush in to things. Sometimes you just need to sit back and relax. Patience isn't something we all have, but we all develop it over time. Waiting becomes a fun game only when you learn to accept it. If you over think it, things can go down hill. It keeps going over in your head like a broken record. Once you set your mind totally free, that's where its at.

-J

Emerald City Comic Convention

But its easier to just write ECCC. Full of basically anything you could ever want comic wise. I got the entire Rocket Raccoon series for half the price you would normally! Mind you there are only 4 comics in the collection. So many people, there was hardly enough elbow room for everyone. It was a bigger event than I had thought it'd had been. I over heard people talking about the hotels they're staying in and fun travel talk.

There were a grand total of 3 boys I found attractive there. A lot of really nice people, though. Aside from my Rocket Raccoon comic collection, I obtained a cat sweatshirt from The Oatmeal, and adorable otter pendant, a ink commission of am Ibizan Hound, and a book called Kill Shakespeare.

The main attraction that day was the raffle to win an autograph from the creator of the hit show Adventure Time. There was only 50 winners. The two people I was with took a ticket, I did too even though I didn't care that much. Always a chance, right? Two hours later the winners were announced. Guess who was one of them?

-Julia

Happy Wheels ~ Our Life

Many of you probably are aware that the online game, Happy Wheels, is possibly the greatest thing ever created. So about a month ago, Julia and I were having a fairly uneventful evening (as we often do) so I decided to show her this narration of a guy playing happy wheels. What made him different from every other guy who does that was that he actually voices the characters as they go through the map... And eventually, Julia and I just started yelling these phrases at each other at completely random times.

-Ailish

We Are The Coolest Kids You Know (WATCKYK)

Freshman Year... As of Now!

Hmmm... Hmmm... Hmmm...
Let's just start of by saying that I came in to high school thinking it was going to suck. I thought I wouldn't have any friends, and no one would like me. Well, I was wrong. But at the beginning of the year, I was a dull, not very fun, and just overall a very boring chick. However, several months ago, I broke out of my shell! Now I'm the one who lives by the saying "Let's do this, or die trying..."

Now about school... It sucks. I could honestly care less about anything related to anything about school. I'm a slacker, and I'm not afraid to admit that! That is all I have to say on the subject.

Friends ~ Like I said earlier, I had like none at the beginning of the year. I wasn't always such great friends with Julia like I am now.  ---WRITERS BLOCK--- But I'm super glad I am! Let's just say that I've finally found my crowd, and I live life to the fullest every chance I get. (These statements are so unrelated... sorry...)

ANYWHOSMS.... Julia and I are the coolest kids you know. I LOVE YOU BYYYEEEEE

-Ailish

Sophomore year up to now.

I can say its been quite the experience. Very much different from last year, or at least that's what I feel. Being a freshman is such a, well, new feeling? I've come to think just about everyone is a bad freshman. Mostly in how their actions play out in the social circle. Ailish has been a good one so far, though. Unfortunately not everyone can be as cool as her!

But let's start on sophomore year. I started a bit.. late. My mother decided she was going to take a trip to Hawaii. I was there for a moth already due to my dad living there at the time. She stayed 2 weeks in to the school year in Hawaii with us, so I hit a late start. Once I got there though, I put on my polka dot mini skirt and my low-cut orange shirt and trotted in to the hallway. I was quite proud of the weight I had lost this summer.

The first people I saw were Ty and Julia B. My best friends at the time.Both were quite excited to see me. As was my boyfriend, who is now my ex. Now lets get to class. I realized then that all of my friends are Juniors now. I wouldn't have any classes with them. Being an alternative school, we only have so many students. This year, we had about 52 freshman.. That's a lot. So I have class with this vast sea of Freshman. All my classes turn out pretty good. I know now that everyone thought I was an exchange student from somewhere for a while. I guess that's cool.

Over the course of almost 7 months, things change. Julia B. and I are no longer friends, and Ty has a girlfriend. As a result of that; my former 'lunch buddy' is too occupied with his lady friend to have lunch with me, quite sad. But I've made new friends as a result. Ailish and I are together about 60% of the time. I enjoy her company. When I can't, there's always Skype!

That's my current situations. I'll be sure to post what ever hilarious happens since you're all updated. Also enjoy this picture.

-J

I can not induce humor. That's not how I roll.

Well, I guess our title says it all. I suppose an introduction isn't really how we work things in our town. And when we say town, we truly mean actions. So long as its casual, which this is meant to be. This is the casual part of our story. We make it, and tell it. Maybe some of you will get this and find it to be comical. Other times you may feel inclined to call us rude and unacceptable to the general public. We can be both at times, don't doubt us. This is our back up plan, since we've decided that a show on Comedy Central is currently unobtainable. And we're not that funny. Without further a do, what's a post without a picture?

-J + A