*Chicka Chicka* MEAN TEACHER!

This is the Internet and I do have free speech, so my rights ARE STATED. But this entire post is about a certain teacher at our school that has recently started to REALLY get on my nerves, like to the point where I almost break.
So I'm here (We all know why... why I am here - PewDiePie reference FTW) to talk about this teacher. But first I'm gonna say something about myself. I'm not a "people" person per say, but I am an "energy" person. Meaning I react to people's energy in a big way. So if you're in a grumpy, angry, controlling, bitchy or mean mood, chances are we aren't gonna mesh, bro. And granted that I'm not a pleasant person if I don't like you, or don't know you. But back to the teacher.
This teacher (who shall remain nameless) was one of my favorite people back in the beginning of the year. Like her entire class period was just like taking time on your work, watching educational videos, and just a layback and kickback class. It was the time I used to get shit done for whatever class I hadn't been paying attention in earlier that day :P
But as of the second half of the year, she kicked it into ***** mode! She cracked down on homework, in class work, and NOISE. I'm not a quiet kid, I make a lot of noise...
So Julia and I, being us, make a lot of fucking noise at all moments, so we are sitting together just quacking (my term for the noise we make, which isn't actually a duck noise, but it's just the word I'm using for right now...)  at each other, and this teacher comes up and shushes us... And so that was the first time, and I was like "I'm gonna let this fly, we were being annoying and I get it...."
We also make like noises while she lectures, just quiet little undefinable sounds and the teacher flips shit again! And the list goes on... She started separating me and Julia... Which didn't fucking work, we would just skip class or one of us would go (chair mode activated *BOOP*) stealth mode and moves over to the other (inseparable...)
She just... UGH... you'd have to be there. But she says that everything cranks down during the second half of the year, but hey guess what?! NO OTHER FUCKING TEACHER HAS CHANGED LIKE SHE HAS!
It's all her, that and we are the rowdiest, loudest and coolest kids in the class.! :) But anyways... I'm gonna return to watching pewdiepie videos and my Big Bang Theory marathon.
Yours Honestly,
A

Call Me Maybe...

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
Call me maybe.

Hey, I just met you
And you're a lady
And here's the kitchen,
Sandwich maybe?

Hey I'm a dolphin!
And this is crazy
But here's my tail fin
Slap you maybe!?

Eggplants are the devil.

So, I seem to be pretty good at pissing my friend off via his girlfriends electronics. I guess I went overboard last night with the spawn of Satan: eggplants. Its not a very long story. I had my friends phone and she had been texting her boyfriend, per usual. Well, her boyfriend happens to be a really good friend of mine. Seeing as they both have iPhones I decided to spam him with emoticons on her phone. It was funny I thought, so why not? From geishas to oxes, about 17 of random emoticons. Pretty exciting little pictures. I'm fairly partial to them, so I thoroughly enjoyed it. Him on the other hand, did not. Being able to talk to his girlfriend is really important to him, and I can completely understand and respect that. The last emoticon I sent was an eggplant. I think he has something against them. So here are some reasons he may think so.

Reasons eggplants are satanic:

1. They're purple. 

Look how offensive that color is. Same color as barney, bruises, and the same color of those bad ass pants they didn't have in your size.

2. They don't appreciate their name. 

Enough said. 

3. They're a terrible vegetable. 

Look at that thing. Its the only one wet. Its probably from sweating so much in hell. 

-J

PIGGEH.

Guess who's back?
Back again.
Piggeh's back.
...hump a friend...

PewDiePie

Ok. So some of you (meaning all of the no people who read this other than Julia and I) may know who this guy is... His name is PewDiePie. A popular YouTuber of the internet who does commentary on some of today's popular games (i.e. Happy Wheels, Amnesia and Facade...) This man, Felix hurrdurrbajerr, comes up with nearly all of the inside jokes that J and I have... Which a weird concept to think about. But we first stumbled upon some of his hilarity was with a Happy Wheels Funny Moments Montage, a collage of funny clips of him playing happy wheels. But either way. I'm kind of in love with him... :)

My name's Mac Miller. Who the fuck are you?

So over the weekend, I rekindled my love for Mr. Miller.... I LOVE HIM. Anywhore... Here are some pictures... :)

Amnesia. My love.

So recently I've discovered this game, Amnesia, which was reviewed several times by J and I's favorite game narrator, PewDiePie. And I never really thought much of it until I decided to download the demo. This is where my love begins.
Another thing you guys should all know about me is that I love to scare myself. It's like the adrenaline rush from hell and it's so much fun. And this game, Amnesia, is classified as a horror game that is meant to be played when you're alone, and there's not a lot of light, and you feel like not sleeping that night.

But basically what happens is you wander around with a lamp that has a LIMITED supply of oil bumping into shit, solving puzzles and having things jump out at you and scream... SCARY. But it is my love and I play it daily,(no matter how badly I need to sleep) and it just gets better and better.

Being able to relate

So, I've been kind of bumming out for the last few days on not having a relationship. Suddenly that's all gone. It seems I've settled for something less satisfying but still more than enough. I think most people have a celebrity crush, but I have this strange passionate feeling for Mr. Macadelic. Like, oh my god. Its keeping me from angsting around, I suppose. I just feel like listening to him and nothing else. I didn't even really like his music at the start of this blog. Its not something out of insta-lust. I'm such a fan of his music, and I've more than warmed up to his looks. It seems like everything about him is sexy now. 

That's all I really wanted to say. While I was typing this, an annoying window popped up and annoyed me. I told it to remind me later. Now please, above is a funny and unrelated picture of a bird. 

-J

Macadelic.

So why are we excited? Mac Miller. A and I are in love with him. Oh my god. Lucky enough for us, he's coming to Bumper shoot in September. Oh my god. To say the least we're excited. Not only are we thrilled about his musical ability. We think he's super attractive. Not completely sure why. Maybe its his mouse-y half Jewish looks, maybe its Maybelline. Possibly his seemingly stoner/cool personality? Mostly and probably all of the above.

A and I also decided if we ever get a dog together, it'll probably be named Mac. We both like bull terriers, but I think we'd need something more sporty to pull that name off. Maybe a sporting dog? Sighthound? Pitbulls are cute. No let's just get him.

Okay back in Action

So yeah, aside from being grilled by Ailish, I've been not blogging. So a little update on everything. Ailish and Mini (we'll call him Mini for now) have been in a relationship for about 2 months. Quite fun. I'm still forever alone, but that's okay. I've got my World of Warcraft to keep me company. As with my Hebrew homework. With any luck, we'll have some pictures or videos up of us being... well, Ailish and Julia. Parental Advisory, except not because no one really follows that rule. If you get offended, leave. But you won't, because you wouldn't be reading this anymore if you did get offended. 

I got new pants. Very, very exciting. I have a few dog shows in June, I may have the company of my WB. Keep ya posted.

-Jules.